It's funny, all the little kiddies in the chorus line call me Grand Wazir as if it's my real name bless 'em.
Here's Deano, the pantomime dame, he makes such an attractive lady don't you think?
Tomorrow night we run the show again, to a sell out audience. In fact I think it's all sold out next weekend too. Those tickets will be exchanging hands for a fortune on ebay no doubt!
Goodnight all from the Grand Wazir